Woody You Are a Toy Sweatshirt

The most hilariously serious line in animated history. Channel the energy of a cowboy doll turned life coach with this straight shooting quote that says what we’re all thinking.

It’s got zero context and 100% impact. Just like the character who said it.

Features:

• Available in multiple colors
• Unisex sizing with a relaxed, cozy fit
• Available in sizes S to 3XL
• Cotton/polyester blend, breathable and soft on the skin
• Professionally embroidered design, fade-resistant and long-lasting
• Pre shrunk but sizing will adjust a little after washing. I suggest ordering your size for a fitted sweater or 1–2 sizes larger if you want an oversized fit.

Style Notes:
✔ Minimalist movie moment that gets laughs every time
✔ Embroidered for a clean, crisp look
✔ Witty without trying too hard
✔ The perfect gift for a friend with main character energy

Perfect For:

• Toy Story fans
• Disney adults with a dry sense of humor
• Parents, teachers, and anyone who’s ever lost their cool
• Low-key Disney style with a comedic edge

Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry low, or hang dry for extended life.
• Do not iron directly on the design.