You Are a Toy T-shirt

One of the greatest movie outbursts in animated history, now wearable.
Simple. Sharp. Unbothered. Just like the moment Buzz Lightyear's ego got body-slammed by reality.

A crisp reminder that sometimes you have to tell it like it is.

Features:

• Available in multiple colors
• Unisex sizing with a relaxed, cozy fit
• Available in sizes S to 3XL
• Cotton/polyester blend, breathable and soft on the skin
• Designed in house, so image quality is crisp and high resolution
• Pre-shrunk but sizing will adjust a little after washing. I suggest ordering your size for a fitted t-shirt or 1–2 sizes larger if you want an oversized fit.

Style Notes:
✔ Clean typewriter font
✔ Deadpan humor with a nostalgic twist
✔ The minimalist way to say “I grew up on Pixar”
✔ Easy to pair with denim or joggers

Perfect For:

• Toy Story superfans
• Those with dry humor and deadpan delivery
• Minimalist Disney looks
• Gifting to the Woody in your life

Care:

• Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors.
• Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary.
• Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for extended life.
• Do not iron directly on the design.